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Box of Kittens
The box of kittens: an Internet meme whose time has come!
Lyrics:
We must've been doing it wrong,
Heather and me on the couch all summer
We tried every room in the house
The slide in the park,
The roof in the sun
But every morning she'd wake up fantastic
Heather would swear at the stick and curse the math
Tried every trick in the book
Acupuncture, gravity, and herbal therapy
She turned off the cellphone she kept in her blue jeans
She'd read all about the bad radiation
Every morning she'd wake up fantastic
Heather would swear at the stick and curse the math
I tried to be extra super-supportive
I took all my tests, came home with a present
Heather looked down at her new box of kittens
Said, "very cute, but not as cute as what I wanted!"
Every morning she'd wake up fantastic
Heather would swear at the stick and curse the math
Heather wanted someone she could give a name to
Someone who came into her bed in the middle of the night
Heather wanted someone she could take a nap with
Someone to adapt her serious life
Someone to sing the oh's in Manic Monday
Someone who would one day name her right back
We must've been doing it wrong
Heather and me on the couch all winter
