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Practice Divorce
The 2010 High Sierra Singer Songwriters all wrote songs that jumped off from the phrase "constant companion".
Lyrics:
I have peanut butter fingers, now I can't unlock my cellphone
It's the Montessori calling, has there been another incident?
You have 40 hours to prepare for your practice divorce!
I hear crying from the rafters, there's a chicken in the blender
Why is Oliver in handcuffs? Where did you learn about waterboarding??
You have 30 hours to prepare for your practice divorce
Diaper creme has been my constant companion for a year or two too long
Honey, could you help me find my short skirt?
I have 27 hours and I'm busy packing lunches to go
Here's the babysitter's number, you know how to find the doctor
Don't forget who has which allergies, if you get desperate feed them hot dogs
You have 13 hours to prepare for your practice divorce
Knuffle Bunny's been my constant companion for a year or two too long
I just need a couple hours in a club
Where the bass is thumping and mojitos appear on their own
There are cheetos in the chimney, why is Oliver still handcuffed?
Just how long have they been sleeping? Do you think we have an hour?
Burn some candles and prepare for the payback for your practice divorce
