Agby's Song

Agby's getting bigger every day
She's learned to sit and now she stays, stays, stays
She gets a treat whenever she gets it right,
She thinks it's candy... it's made of liver

Agby's getting bigger every day
She's learned to sew and now she's trying crochet^[1]
She knits us sweaters to make up for all the ones she's wrecked
'cause she's a biter

Agby's getting bigger every day
She has a collar with her sobriquet^[2]
She has a birthday and a boyfriend down the block
He's a poodle^[3]

Agby's getting bigger every day
She's learned to fetch and now it's time to play
I throw it far away and she brings it back and then she shakes it
'cause that's her killer instinct

Agby's getting bigger every day
She has a Harley and a Chevrolet
She likes to go out on a ride at night with the top down,
Just like you and me

Agby's getting bigger every day
Agby's getting bigger every day
Agby's getting bigger every day
Agby's getting bigger every day....

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1. I give Luke R. credit for this line. ↩︎

2. so·bri·quet
   ˈsōbriˌkā,-ˌket
   noun
   a person's nickname. ↩︎

3. The français is overwhelming in this song, n'est-ce pas? ↩︎