June 23, 2015 · DADFAD R-rated 2010s microwave caprese souffle

Microwave Our Love

O Nicole, we've gotten comfortable
We're not as flexible when we roll out of bed
I was wrong, my cooking left you wanting
Your spicy, saucy palette let down by caprese salad [1] again

...But not tonight, we'll rub your taste buds right
We're going to work to heat things up, we're going to escalate our luck
Microwave our love

I could go... four minutes without eating
Three weeks without repeating an item on the menu for you
Was it cold? Your toes under the covers
Did all your former lovers like ice cubes on their skin as they slept?

...But not tonight, we'll rub your taste buds right
We're going to work to heat things up, we're going to escalate our luck
Microwave our love

I would press all of your knobs and buttons
The ones that gourmet gluttons
Ignored as they sat timing their souffles

You could bet that I'd get with your program
My rhythm[2] and your wavelength,
The schism in our kitchen be gone

...But not tonight, we'll rub your taste buds right
We're going to work to heat things up, we're going to escalate our luck
Microwave our love


  1. tomato, mozzarella, olive oil, vinegar ↩︎

  2. I got this word wrong in my fifth grade district spelling bee... never forget! ↩︎