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She Reads Vonnegut / Listen to this if you like the first-kiss feeling as much as I do. Rhyme most worthy of Lin Manuel Miranda: trollop / fall up.
Bons Vivants / Listen to this if you have ever loved and lost. Best rhyme: want / haunt / bon vivant.
Cupid / Listen if you can't decide between flight and invisibility. Best extended rhyme: Cupid/stupid/new kid.
The Ballad of Haggis McMuffin / Listen to this if you like sweet potato fries or Shakesperian space operas. Best rhyme split across verse and chorus: take my hand / on demand.
Owl, Owl / Listen if you really REALLY want to get to know Luke, he co-wrote this one. Best name-drop: Queen.
Sex Change Romance / Listen if you've ever compromised on a movie. Best name drop: Warrant.
Twins / Listen if you don't immediately assume twins look the same, or even come with the same parts. Best PG-rated double-entendre: the flag line.
Box of Kittens / Listen if you've ever peed on a stick. Best near-rhyme: gravity / therapy.
Laura and I / Listen if you've ever hoped against hope that the end of the affair wasn't near, even though you knew it was. Best rhyme: almanac / begin to crack.